math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie

history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs

literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"

Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

me: *stays home*

parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life

me: *goes out*

parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets

me: *eats*

parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage

me: *doesn't eat something*

parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?

me: *exhales*

parents: don't give me that attitude